You know that new show on TLC called "Honey, We're Killing The Kids?" Well, I'm working on a show of my own called "Honey, Lets Kill The Kids". Except in this case "Kids" will be code for "Nazi douchebags with a collective over-exaggerated sense of entitlement". I was thinking about calling the show "Honey, Lets Kill the Nazi Douchebags with a collective over-exaggerated sense of entitlement", but that may be a little tight fitting in the TV Guide listings.
Anyway, the show would be about me administering ass rapes to neo nazi douches. As a change of pace, during the holiday season (new year's, thanksgiving) I would have special guest appearances by huge sweaty black motherfuckers, like Patrick Ewing, to dispense of the ass rapes.
I'm also working on this other show based on the judges from Canadian Idol. Its about a group of four talentless fucks who still think they have their finger on the pulse of whats cool because they wear tight clothing (hint to the three male judges on the show - super-tight clothing is generally not a good option for you, especially if you're rocking 75% body fat and have fucking huge bitch tits). The name of the show is called "One withered Cootch and Three fat fucks with bitch tits".