Monday, June 05, 2006

Honey, We're Killing The Nazi Douchebags

You know that new show on TLC called "Honey, We're Killing The Kids?" Well, I'm working on a show of my own called "Honey, Lets Kill The Kids". Except in this case "Kids" will be code for "Nazi douchebags with a collective over-exaggerated sense of entitlement". I was thinking about calling the show "Honey, Lets Kill the Nazi Douchebags with a collective over-exaggerated sense of entitlement", but that may be a little tight fitting in the TV Guide listings.

Anyway, the show would be about me administering ass rapes to neo nazi douches. As a change of pace, during the holiday season (new year's, thanksgiving) I would have special guest appearances by huge sweaty black motherfuckers, like Patrick Ewing, to dispense of the ass rapes.

I'm also working on this other show based on the judges from Canadian Idol. Its about a group of four talentless fucks who still think they have their finger on the pulse of whats cool because they wear tight clothing (hint to the three male judges on the show - super-tight clothing is generally not a good option for you, especially if you're rocking 75% body fat and have fucking huge bitch tits). The name of the show is called "One withered Cootch and Three fat fucks with bitch tits".


Melissa said...

You know, I think the networks are overlooking your spectacular talent for naming television shows. You could make a fortune doing that.

Elaine said...

The next Aaron Spelling?

I think so my friend.

Now will the ass rapes be also given out to the kids who do the MTV's Sweet Sixteen Shows? I think they all need a good lube-less assrape from Mr. Ewing.

Just another idea for ya.....

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

Melissa - its about time I make a fortune doing something.

Elaine - sweet sixteen...haha. I was thinking something more along the lines of an ass rape bootcamp (today, on a special maury pauvich, 10 unsuspecting youths with a history of behavioural problems and delinquency get sent to a special bootcamp where they will spend the next week with "drill master" Ewing).

either way I think we're looking good.

kattbanjo said...

Isn't Patrick Ewing the actor who played Bobby on Dallas?? His career needs a boost, he might do it.

I think you also may be riding on the slow boat to crazy with me, Hooch. Why are all the guys blogs I read lately about anal rape?????

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

katt - I dunno about your other guys but anal, I think is funny. And when its administered to unreceptive nazi assholes it becomes hilarious