Chick I would throw it to: Ashlee Simpson
Now, before you all start yelling "ASHLEE SIMPSON!?! Ah Hootch, she's a nasty skank and an emotional cripple who is obviously trying to fill a spiritual void in her life by engaging in drunken debauchery and meaningless sex", I have one thing to say to you - exactly.
I dunno. I just dig Ashlee Simpson. I even like the way she dances in her videos. Sure, her music is kinda shitty but the girl has got spunk, no?
Anyway, Ashlee Simpson was spotted in a downtown Toronto McDonalds a few months ago. She was reportedly stinkin' drunk. She started climbing on top of the counters and yelling obscenities until she was escorted off of the premises. I wish I was there. I wish I was there because then I coulda made my play. I would have approached Ashlee Simpson and said "hey Ashlee, do you want to play this game with me? Its called - guess what my nuts taste like.
Then she would say "That sounds like fun. How do you play?"
"Well, its really quite simple. You just suck on my nuts until you can figure out what each 'nad tastes like".
From there, I see the events unfolding in either one of two ways. One - Ashlee looks at me and asks her entourage "Who the fuck is this fag?" or two - she says "MMMmm, thats sounds like lots of fun. I played another similar game with my boyfriend, its called - lets pretend Wilmer Valderrama's dick isn't the smallest thing I've had in my mouth since that tic-tac this morning".
Either way it goes down I'm alright.