Sumuna bitch!! The Knicks have more trouble keeping basketballs out of their basket than Marianne has keeping penises out of her vagina.
Yesterday I had a dream Marianne caught me revenge fucking her fat assed sister. I'd be doing the 700pd sister sidewinder style so I could get in a good bicep workout as I lift and hold her 150 pd leg in the air. Marianne would walk in and see us. She'd cry "Hooootch, I know things have been strained between us but did you really have to go and make love to my sister?" And I'd be like "Sorry, Marianne. I thought it'd make for good blog material..." aaaand apparently judging from the beginning of this blog entry I'd be wrong.
Anyway, a conversation I had yesterday with Sterg:
Hootch: What'd you do last night?
Sterg: Got a phone call from this super hot chick.
Hootch: Was it a wrong number?
Sterg: Fuck off.
Hootch: Haha. I've been sitting on that line for a while.
Sterg: Where'd you get it from?
Hootch: I heard it on Supernatural.
Sterg: Isn't that show for fags?
Hootch: I watch it.
Sterg: So it is for fags.
Hootch: For real, its amazing, yo. I just finished watching season one on dvd. Its fuckin awesome. Each episode is like a little movie its so fucking good, you know?
Sterg: Yeah well, Blade 3 was a movie and that sucked balls.
Hootch: You saw Blade 3?
Sterg: Yeah. Me and Mally rented it. Its shit.
Hootch: I heard that Wesley Snipes is in trouble for back taxes, or something.
Sterg: I think Wesley Snipes is fucking crazy. I think he actually thinks he is Blade... Maybe thats why he doesn't pay any taxes.
Hootch: Yeah, he figures he does enough for society by killing vampires. He doesn't need to do any more by paying his taxes.
Sterg: Hey, I'm almost afraid to ask but have you finally got 'round to doing your taxes for last year?
Hootch: No. Not yet.
Sterg: Well, what are you waiting for, motherfucker. Either start killing some vampires or get that shit taken care of.
Hootch: Yeah, okay. Me, Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are on it.
Sterg: And not to be a prick, or anything, but if you see Jamie Gertz tell her I thought she'd grow up to be hotter.
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8 comments:
Ohh....better do your taxes...that, or go live in Santa Carla--the vampire capital of the world. ;)
her sis reminds me of a video butchie posted in my myspace. heres the link. http://www.myspace.com/lastlifeinmyuniverse
Never bet on the Knicks as those bastards are piss-poor and will be for many years to come.
Sidewinder style - good choice.
Nothing like a good old Jamie Gertz call out to end a confab. Kudos
Get over her already.
me - I'm still debating between the two.
lastlife - What can I say? Thats classic Butch. Nice site by the way. Awesome music selection.
$2 - the sidewinder is vastly underappreciated, I think. I like the flexibility it gives me as when I'm not doing bicept curls with the leg, it frees up my hand for the reacharound.
tbone - I thought Jamie Getz was gonna be huge after Lost Boys. Same goes for Phoebe Kates after Gremlins.
Melissa - you might as well ask the earth to stop spinning around the sun... or ask tbone to give up mind-altering substances.
Hootch, I believe talent not wet weather looks were each's success constraint.
You, Corey Haim and Corey Feldman get right on it.
Gertz lol No comment needed you said it all!
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