Who is this douche bag? Oh yeah, that’s me. I can always recognize myself in photographs because I always look like I’m holding in a shit.
I really have nothing to write about today, so I thought I’d just post a picture of myself and comment on it.
Okay, here we go: This is a picture of me in front of an old building..... Ahhh.... what else? Oh ya, as you can see I am wearing shorts. Ahhhh.. uhhhhmmm... I am also wearing a black t shirt. Uhhmmm.... Some of my best friends are black. Ahhmm... Shit, I got nothing, people. I am drawing a blank. To tell you the truth I don’t even know where this picture of me was taken. Does this look like Guatemala to anyone? I don’t know why Guatemala comes to mind. Maybe because it sounds funny.
Does anyone recognize anyone in the background? That may give me a hint where I was when this picture was taken. Anyone? Perhaps this wasn’t the best idea.
On another note: I am going to a bachelor party tomorrow night. It should be alright. I find that strippers really love me. I don’t know why. I don’t think it has anything to do with the fact that I tell them I am stinkin’ rich. I think it has more to do with my personality.
In retrospect, its probably not such a good idea to post when I am drunk.