If you know anything about Toronto, you know its considered one of the most multi-cultural cities in the world...and for good reason. We have motherfuckers here from all over the globe. You name any country in the world and Toronto has a mini version of it right within its city limits - little Italy, little Portugal, little China etc etc.
However, once every 4 years, when the World Cup comes around, every douchebag seems to think they're fucking Brazilian. Every second car I see has a Brazilian flag clamped to its back window. For instance, a friend of mine pulled into his parking-spot at our work. His car had a huge Brazilian flag hanging out the window. I say to him:
- Brother, what are you doing with a Brazilian flag?
- Oh, didn't I tell you, Hootch? My father is part Brazilian.
- Dude!! Your last name is Chang.
Or the other day, when Brazil beat Ghana, I saw this one guy celebrating the victory like he had just won the freakin' lottery. He was albino. Now, I dunno about you but I don't think there are too many real Brazilian albinos around, if any.
So, this is why I have chosen to support a soccer team that no one else has predicted will win the World Cup.
COME ON LUXEMBURG. BRING IT ON HOME TO PAPA!!
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I've noticed similar events where I live. At times, I want to just shake people and say, "Hillbilly! You are a fat white farmer who hates people who aren't just like you!!!! Do you even know where Brazil is???"
However, I refrain. The hillbillies kind of scare me just a bit.
World cup? Is there booze in it?
Let's go France!!! I've never been to Toronto, even though I live only a few hours away. I would like to see some positive diversity for once.
funny the chang man, maybe his full name is Jose Buceta Chang...
If you go to College and ossington on a day brazil wins then you will understand why people like brazil... hot chicks dancing samba on carioca beats dude...
I tell u everybody should be brazilian...
Now who is gonna do that now that brazil is out (happy for Zidane though, the french have a great team)? germans !???
Miss Toronto already man...
Me - HA!! hillbillies routing for brazil. Whatta image!!
Melissa - yes, there is. I'll give you a sip of mine as long as you promise TO backwash in it.
Lowry - France came thu for you Lowry...or maye I jinxed the brazilians.
Hey brother, glad to see you're doing okay. See the penalty kicks for Portugal/England? I freaking hate Portugal but C.Ronaldo is all man. See him take the last penalty kick? Stone-cold killer. Cool as a cat. No nerves. Everyone else was shitting bricks from the pressure, he was sweating ice-water he was so cool.
hahahahahahaha!
except, what is this "soccer" you speak of?
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