Saturday, July 01, 2006

Everybody Wants To Join A Winner

If you know anything about Toronto, you know its considered one of the most multi-cultural cities in the world...and for good reason. We have motherfuckers here from all over the globe. You name any country in the world and Toronto has a mini version of it right within its city limits - little Italy, little Portugal, little China etc etc.

However, once every 4 years, when the World Cup comes around, every douchebag seems to think they're fucking Brazilian. Every second car I see has a Brazilian flag clamped to its back window. For instance, a friend of mine pulled into his parking-spot at our work. His car had a huge Brazilian flag hanging out the window. I say to him:

- Brother, what are you doing with a Brazilian flag?
- Oh, didn't I tell you, Hootch? My father is part Brazilian.
- Dude!! Your last name is Chang.

Or the other day, when Brazil beat Ghana, I saw this one guy celebrating the victory like he had just won the freakin' lottery. He was albino. Now, I dunno about you but I don't think there are too many real Brazilian albinos around, if any.

So, this is why I have chosen to support a soccer team that no one else has predicted will win the World Cup.

COME ON LUXEMBURG. BRING IT ON HOME TO PAPA!!

6 comments:

Me said...

I've noticed similar events where I live. At times, I want to just shake people and say, "Hillbilly! You are a fat white farmer who hates people who aren't just like you!!!! Do you even know where Brazil is???"

However, I refrain. The hillbillies kind of scare me just a bit.

Melissa said...

World cup? Is there booze in it?

Lowry said...

Let's go France!!! I've never been to Toronto, even though I live only a few hours away. I would like to see some positive diversity for once.

X. said...

funny the chang man, maybe his full name is Jose Buceta Chang...

If you go to College and ossington on a day brazil wins then you will understand why people like brazil... hot chicks dancing samba on carioca beats dude...

I tell u everybody should be brazilian...

Now who is gonna do that now that brazil is out (happy for Zidane though, the french have a great team)? germans !???

Miss Toronto already man...

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

Me - HA!! hillbillies routing for brazil. Whatta image!!

Melissa - yes, there is. I'll give you a sip of mine as long as you promise TO backwash in it.

Lowry - France came thu for you Lowry...or maye I jinxed the brazilians.

Hey brother, glad to see you're doing okay. See the penalty kicks for Portugal/England? I freaking hate Portugal but C.Ronaldo is all man. See him take the last penalty kick? Stone-cold killer. Cool as a cat. No nerves. Everyone else was shitting bricks from the pressure, he was sweating ice-water he was so cool.

Elaine said...

hahahahahahaha!

except, what is this "soccer" you speak of?