Wednesday, October 04, 2006

5 second thoughts

Isn't it ironic how the people who pretend to have a monopoly on morality end up being the sickest fucks?

For real yo. Their hyposcrisy drives normal guys like me insane. I was in the middle of an Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur sandwich when Wolfe Blitzer's mustache broke some new details about the Dennis Hastert and Mark Foley deal.

Thats right.

The same Dennis Hastert who claims the democrats are empowering terrorists by being critical of the clusterfuck in Iraq. And the same Mark Foley who blasted Bill Clinton for his extra marital dealings with Monica Lewinski. Turns out Hastert probably knew of Foley's penchant for young nutsack. And would it really suprise anyone if Foley had inappropriate physical contact with minors? Are we expected to believe in 3 years his affinity for cream of sum young guy hasn't progressed beyond the flirtation and instant messaging?


2 Dollar Productions said...

He blamed it all on alcohol, so he gets a pass.

Just go to rehab and collect $200 or something.

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

$2 - I'm beginning to wonder if the whole deal is some kind of republican masterplan to discredit homosexuals.

I thought it was kinda funny when Foley's lawyer held that second press conference to announce his client is gay. Aaaaahhh, no shit sherlock.

I also think its pretty interesting how several republican personalities are drawing parallels between Clinton/Lewinski and what Foley did. Since when did getting head from a 22 year old broad become the same thing as wanting to bang a 16 year old boy?

Republican or Democrat, we are all human beings first and the fuckers who enabled Foley should also be punished.

nobich said...

Too bad they couldn't catch Foley on Datelines "To catch a Predator"
ha cha

Freak Magnet said...

I missed all this Foley shit (yes, I live under a rock). I'm going to have to get caught up on it - I didn't know it was so jooosay.