Monday, October 23, 2006

Insane Scotty and Prince Charles

Me and Matt were pretty much against taking Scott to a hooker. I mean, hookers have it bad enough as it is without having to deal with the likes of Scotty, right? Rick-Soon was adamant though. So, as a compromise me and Matt said we would swing by the hooker's corner and if she was there and if she looked half-way decent we'd give Scott the opportunity if he wanted. Also, we had all agreed that we wouldn't tell Scott that she was a hooker, just some broad off the street that Rick-Soon knew (I had originally toyed with the idea of saying she was Rick-Soon's mom, but I thought things were tense enough as it is between us without me making them more difficult).

Driving by Church and Jarvis:

Rick-Soon: Look there she is. THERE SHE IS!!!

Matt: Who?

Rick-Soon: An old girlfriend from school. The one on the corner beside the lamp-post.

Matt: There are 2 women on the corner.

Hootch: Yeah, which one is she? The one who looks like she's been punched in the face or the other one who looks like Prince Charles?

Rick-Soon: Very funny. She's the one with the shortish, spikey red har.

Matt: Wait a minute. You mean thats not a guy?

Scotty: Man, I thought that was Prince Charles

We high-tailed it from there and got the fuck outta Dodge. Rick-Soon's girl was busted. We ended up taking Scotty to the rippers. We spent about 4 bills on broads and drinks (the broads all for Scotty, the drinks mostly for me) .

Anyway... its late and I dunno what else to say, so I guess I'll say goodnight.


lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

prince charles... good god now thats fugly. you guys should totally drug scotty, have him bang her and have it videotaped.

question girl said...


i SO would love to hang out w/ you and the guys

it is NEVER a dull moment

Me said...

Now I'm wondering what Rick-Soon looks like if he's all into busted girls...

Elaine said...

Prince Charles is one hot lookin' horse.

Tbone Stallone said...

I love how hooker's corner is always on Church street.
But i guess their arent too many Bruised Vulva Avenues or Steaming CrabHole Drives.

Freak Magnet said...

We've got hookers across the street from where I work. One looks like Mariah Carey.

Only about 30 years older and not quite so many teeth.

Bring Scotty and maybe he'll get a lunchtime special.

2 Dollar Productions said...

It's always a bad scene when you've got two nasty hookers standing next to each other, and one of them can't make the other look any better.

Punched in the face. That's funny.