I never thought I would see a "man" more ill-suited to sport facial hair than Michael Jackson. However, Clay Aiken gives him a run for his money.
I loved it when Larry King asked Clay (paraphrased) Why is it you think all these rumours get started about you being gay?
Larry you better check the prescription on your fuckin' coke bottles if you dont know the answer to that question. If Shaggy, from Scooby Doo, had a vagina he'd look exactly like Clay Aiken.
Yesterday on The View I think I saw Rosie O'Donnel hit on Selma Hayek. That was pretty disturbing. I didn't know whether to crank it or to puke... so I did both.