Thursday, September 28, 2006

Bearded Women

I never thought I would see a "man" more ill-suited to sport facial hair than Michael Jackson. However, Clay Aiken gives him a run for his money.

I loved it when Larry King asked Clay (paraphrased) Why is it you think all these rumours get started about you being gay?

Larry you better check the prescription on your fuckin' coke bottles if you dont know the answer to that question. If Shaggy, from Scooby Doo, had a vagina he'd look exactly like Clay Aiken.

Yesterday on The View I think I saw Rosie O'Donnel hit on Selma Hayek. That was pretty disturbing. I didn't know whether to crank it or to puke... so I did both.

8 comments:

Me said...

Hehehehe...


Hootch watches The View.

Hehehehe. ;)

Elaine said...

Crank AND puke.

Fun times Hootch..
fun times....

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

she did ?

... but selmas mine, yo.

Freak Magnet said...

I thought you had to have a vagina to watch The View.

question girl said...

LMAO - hootch watches the VIEW!!!

i mean, i get you watching gilmore girls, but THE VIEW?!??!?!?!!

nobich said...

Hey Hootch
I found you through $2 production.
*
You don't really think Shaggy's gay do ya? Clay Aiken is starting to look womanish & scary. yikes!!

d. said...

great blog...work didn't suck near as much today while reading it.

Girl Behind You said...

Dawson's Creek and The View?
Ok I admit I saw the "flirting".
Rosie freaks me out a little.
I was an old Star fan.
I can't watch it seriously anymore.