I called over NewChineseGirl, from my old job, to come over and watch some of the DVD's that night. Needless to say, I, of course, was secretly hoping an evening of quality dvd watching would magically morph into a night of chest-pounding jungle gorilla sex. Unfortunately though all we did was watch Dancing with the Stars.
Still, Dancing with the Stars wasn't as bad as I imagined. I thought the chick dancing with the race car driver guy was super hot.
I'm pretty sure the shirt underneath says "Hootch's balls taste like NutraSweet"She looks quite a bit like Marianne, minus the addiction to weed and wigger dick.
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Er I've never seen Dancing with the Stars but I imagine its some sort of ballroom dancing program. Unless Chinese Girl was a transvestite how did you think that would turn her on and get her to rip your loin cloth off with your teeth. To get a girl to sleep with you the best thing is to put on a horror film, she'll cling to you and want to be comforted. Fear also turns a lot of girls on.
fuck I meant rip your loin cloth off with her teeth...or at least that's what I think I meant
fuck horrorfilms. just drug her.
that didnt come from me.. nope.
Family Guy? Get ready to enjoy those DVDs!
What's up with Chinagirl?
Did you get anywhere at all with Chinagirl? First base? Did you not so much as suck on her earlobe?
You're best bet is the Indiana Jones. Family Guy and Stephen Colbert's ear can turn a girl cold.
Hey! I thought I was the only one with the Hooch Nutrasweet shirt!
I guess the secret is out!
oh! I gotta get me Family Guy season 5!
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