Tuesday, November 20, 2007

preparations for tommy's party

Hootch: What are we doing for your brother's birthday? Taking him to a joint?

Sterg:
Yeah, I think he'll like that. I think he also expects a stripper to come to the house for a private show, as well.

Hootch: Thats alot to expect, no?

Sterg: Yeah, but cuz we did it for my party I think Tommy expects it for his also.

Hootch: I know but you paid for half the shit at your party... your brother is broke ass.

Sterg: Ahhh, its the kid's party. I dont want to disappoint him. He's all fucked up about breaking up with his girlfriend.

Hootch: Still?!

Sterg: Still.

Hootch: Fuck, well... alright. Lets do it. If you spring for the bottle service at the club, I'll pay for the stripper to come to the house before the club.

Sterg: Nice.

Hootch: What should the stripper look like? What kind of chicks does your brother like?

Sterg: My brother likes big tits.

Hootch: Ok, "big tits", got it. What else?

Sterg: Ahhhhh....... I think thats basically it.

Hootch: Thats it?! What do you mean thats it? What about the face?

Sterg: I dont think my brother cares about the face.

Hootch: Thats unbelievable! So your brother doesn't actually care what she looks like as long as she has big tits? Is that right? You're telling me to disregard the face.

Sterg: Disregard the face.

Hootch: So what would you say if I got a chick that looks exactly like my ass but with nice tits.

Sterg: I'd say you did a good job.

Hootch: This is unbelievable. You're blowing my ming here. The face is the most important part!

Sterg: Okay, okay, if you are gonna make such a big deal about it, see if you can find someone who looks like that Gina-looking chick from Deal or No Deal, with the overdone curly hair and the fat lips. You know who I'm talking about?

Hootch: Yeah. Got it. She has to look like she's Italian and retarded with big tits.

Sterg: Exactly.

Hootch: Book it. Lets go track her down.

5 comments:

Me said...

So did you find her?

A. said...

This reminds me of Tarantino scenes man, retarted dialogues that become classic, From Dusk till dawn style !!!

;)

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

me - not yet. Can I use you as back up?

a - haha. thanks brother. Truth be told if I had your charm I wouldn't need to look. They'd all come flocking to me. And speaking of flocking, if I meet anyone pretty, I hope we "flock" like gorillas all weekend.

Me said...

Hey now...are you implying that my face isn't all that great??

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

now i understand why most strippers are fugly.