Hootch: What are we doing for your brother's birthday? Taking him to a joint?
Sterg: Yeah, I think he'll like that. I think he also expects a stripper to come to the house for a private show, as well.
Hootch: Thats alot to expect, no?
Sterg: Yeah, but cuz we did it for my party I think Tommy expects it for his also.
Hootch: I know but you paid for half the shit at your party... your brother is broke ass.
Sterg: Ahhh, its the kid's party. I dont want to disappoint him. He's all fucked up about breaking up with his girlfriend.
Hootch: Fuck, well... alright. Lets do it. If you spring for the bottle service at the club, I'll pay for the stripper to come to the house before the club.
Hootch: What should the stripper look like? What kind of chicks does your brother like?
Sterg: My brother likes big tits.
Hootch: Ok, "big tits", got it. What else?
Sterg: Ahhhhh....... I think thats basically it.
Hootch: Thats it?! What do you mean thats it? What about the face?
Sterg: I dont think my brother cares about the face.
Hootch: Thats unbelievable! So your brother doesn't actually care what she looks like as long as she has big tits? Is that right? You're telling me to disregard the face.
Sterg: Disregard the face.
Hootch: So what would you say if I got a chick that looks exactly like my ass but with nice tits.
Sterg: I'd say you did a good job.
Hootch: This is unbelievable. You're blowing my ming here. The face is the most important part!
Sterg: Okay, okay, if you are gonna make such a big deal about it, see if you can find someone who looks like that Gina-looking chick from Deal or No Deal, with the overdone curly hair and the fat lips. You know who I'm talking about?
Hootch: Yeah. Got it. She has to look like she's Italian and retarded with big tits.
Hootch: Book it. Lets go track her down.