Monday, February 25, 2008

While watching "Traffic" and the Oscars on tv last night

Hootch: You know, someone once told me I look a little like a young Benicio Del Toro.

HBC: Actually, I've always thought you looked quite a bit like Benico Del Toro.

Hootch: Yeah? Cool! He's a pretty good looking guy, eh?

HBC: I don't think he's that good looking.

Hootch: (said jokingly) Fuck off.

HBC: Ahhh, excuse me! Did you just tell me to fuck off?

Hootch: ....

HBC: Well?

Hootch: No.

HBC: Yes, you did.

Hootch: So! You said I was ugly.

HBC: I didn't say you were ugly. What are you, like, 12 years old or something?

Hootch: You look like Oprah.

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Hootch: Come on, anyone but Javier Bartem.

Presenter: And the winner for Best Supporting Actor goes to...

Hootch: Come on. Come on.

Presenter: ...Javier Bartem for No Country For Old Men!!

Hootch: FAACK!!!

HBC: What? What's wrong?

Hootch: The fucking Mexican won.

HBC: Oh, right. The bet. Explain to me again why you thought betting against the favorites was a good idea?

Hootch: I dunno. Probably the same reason I thought inviting you here, was a good idea, also.

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4 comments:

Franki said...

You did not call the girl you are fucking "Oprah". Dem's fighting words.

And in my opinion, Benicio is not that great looking, but somehow, he is sexy as hell.

Plus his fookin' name is Benicio.

Yo Momma said...

i have no idea why everyone thinks benecio del toro is sexy...he looks like he hasn't slept...ever.

javier bartem on the other hand....yow.

2 Dollar Productions said...

Bardem was the surest thing for the Oscars, so those odds must have been long.

And I like Del Toro's acting, but from a hygiene perspective, I always remember Scarlett Johansson saying he smelled like a barn or something like that after making out with him in an elevator.

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

benicio del toro is HAWT.


not in usual suspects tho. he was fugly as hell.