A few days ago I was watching The Top 50 Videos of the 80's with HBC. I'm not really a fan of the show or 1980's music but as I was flipping through channels I caught the teaser that promised to play "I love Rock n' Roll" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.
Hootch: Have you ever heard that song before?
Hootch: Oh my gawd. You haven't?!? You're so racist.
HBC: You know, that joke was never funny. Not even the first time you said it.
Hootch: Here comes the video. Watch. This song is awesome.
The song and video begin.
HBC: What the fuck. Is that Janet from Three's Company?
I'll let you decide:
HBC's observation totally blew my fucking mind. I couldn't stop laughing. Its like Janet is the Clark Kent to Superman's Joan Jett.
It was then I decided to reward HBC with some extra hot white boy loving that night.
HBC: (as we are doing it) That feels nice.
Hootch: (continuing to rock her world). Tell me how much you like it.
HBC: Thats feels so nice, honey. Yeah, like that. Keep on doing that.
Hootch: Like that? Tell me how much you like that.
Hootch: Tell me how much you love white meat.
And with that comment, ladies and gents, combined with the fact that I couldn't stop laughing afterwards, I probably permanently put myself in the shithouse.
It was probably worth it, though. That was a damn good laugh.