Thursday, October 04, 2007

stocks, tv and jacking it

I gotsta be the laziest motherfucker on the face of the planet. Now even day-trading has become too much of a chore for me. I find that trading stocks takes too much time away from my two real passions - tv and masturbation. Its nearly impossible to be a successful day-trader when always in the back of your mind, as you're watching the market in realtime, you are thinking:

"Shit. is it 2:00pm already? Different Strokes is on. I wonder if Dana Plato ever threw it to Mr. Drummond. Probably. I wonder if Dana Plato is related to Plato. I wouldn't doubt it. I cant believe Willis turned out to be such a bitch..."

So in an effort to make some money, to pay the mortgage and bills, I will be throwing some dollars at a few stocks and not even looking at them for one or two weeks (freeing up ample time for tv/dvd watching and jacking it). Of course I still have RIM as my core holding and will never consider selling a single share unless future prospects are revised downward.

Yesterday I picked up TIM at 14.90, BWR at 3.05 and today I bought ARU at 7.71 A few bills are due on the 15th so I will probably revisit the price of these stocks a few days before then. If I take much of an ass-pounding on any of these stocks I may have to consider taping into the line of credit, but I dont think that will be necessary.

Anyway, I'm off to watch Season one of Dexter. I hope it lives up to the hype


Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Holy crap.

I just watched 12 episodes of Dexter.... in 2 nights.

I'm hooked! Stayed up to 0700 in the morning watching them.

tinakala said...

Dexter is fun. And I bet you motherfucker will earn big bucks in those two weeks.

2 Dollar Productions said...

Put up a review on Dexter as I'm curious as well. And I remember when Plato was in Playboy. It's been awhile, but I seem to remember being vaguely disappointed.

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

lightning - the first episode was excellent, but it was the last scene that hooked me. The entire First season was great.

tinakala - keep on sending those good thoughts.

$2 - I always thought that would be an unfullfiling combination Plato + Playboy.

Elaine said...

Masturbation gets in the way of so many things...

MAYBE you'll really score on your stock picks, be showered in cash and you can jack to THAT. Multi-tasking my friend.
Jack and Trade. Jack and Trade.

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

elaine - yeah. today and yesterday was pretty much a one-man jackfest at my house. I should have taken some video footage for youtube.

RIM in the last two days +18% (up 53% overall on this one since I bought in a few months ago)

TIM up 21% in three days (tomorrow may sell on weakness)

BWR - up 9% in 3 days (I'll hold regardless of what it does tomorrow probably)

ARU - sold today at even (I lost $12 on the commission)

I'm wating for fate to hoof her foot up my ass as this winning streak has gone on longer than I expected.

Anonymous said...

I have been blog surfing and the name of yours caught my eye. LOL

A classic for sure! :o)

Franki said...

If you masturbated in the car on your way to doing other things, then you wouldn't feel lazy, cuz you'd be multi-tasking.

I'm just sayin.