I gotsta be the laziest motherfucker on the face of the planet. Now even day-trading has become too much of a chore for me. I find that trading stocks takes too much time away from my two real passions - tv and masturbation. Its nearly impossible to be a successful day-trader when always in the back of your mind, as you're watching the market in realtime, you are thinking:
"Shit. is it 2:00pm already? Different Strokes is on. I wonder if Dana Plato ever threw it to Mr. Drummond. Probably. I wonder if Dana Plato is related to Plato. I wouldn't doubt it. I cant believe Willis turned out to be such a bitch..."
So in an effort to make some money, to pay the mortgage and bills, I will be throwing some dollars at a few stocks and not even looking at them for one or two weeks (freeing up ample time for tv/dvd watching and jacking it). Of course I still have RIM as my core holding and will never consider selling a single share unless future prospects are revised downward.
Yesterday I picked up TIM at 14.90, BWR at 3.05 and today I bought ARU at 7.71 A few bills are due on the 15th so I will probably revisit the price of these stocks a few days before then. If I take much of an ass-pounding on any of these stocks I may have to consider taping into the line of credit, but I dont think that will be necessary.
Anyway, I'm off to watch Season one of Dexter. I hope it lives up to the hype