Saturday, May 31, 2008

May 31, 2008

Honestly, how hot is Dana Perino. May be the best looking chick over 60, and the hottest republican with a vagina next to Tucker Carlson.

I just finished watching about 72 consecutive hours of trash MTV "reality" television (love it) and I keep asking myself the question "who the fuck is Tila Tequila and why is she famous". I mean, apart from the obvious - having the smallest chin and biggest forehead combo in the world. I guess another question I have is where does MTV find the retards to be on her show?

Fuck, I'm hooked big on The Real World, Hollywood. Its sooo funny how MTV picked the fucking alcoholic juicebag to be one of the roommates. You cant tell me the execs of the show were thinking "okay, lets select the guy on steroids with the drinking problem to be on the show. If we're lucky, he may fly off the handle on an epic roid rage. If we are really lucky he may kill someone on camera..."

Heartless bastards. Yet I still watch.

12 comments:

Me said...

It is all addictive, isn't it?

2 Dollar Productions said...

I think yr. brain may have melted from that kind of MTV dosage, but I've wondered the same damn thing about the contestants on Tila - who the hell are these people? Rejects from Real World casting more than likely.

Yo Momma said...

Oh Tila, don't get me started....

and the drunk roided' guy on Real World. Hate to say it but, kind of hot...even though he's probably sportin' raisins down there.

Franki said...

damn, i don't know who any of these people are.

i think i just hit OLD.

Franki said...

You know, I seriously miss you and your ramblings.

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

they should rename MTV as CTV - crap tv.

dude, they show nothing but crap these days!

J7 L7+ said...

Come on Hootch. A few posts a month is reasonable, isn't it?

Yo Momma said...

wherever did you go????

JJ Inc. said...

you are a fag

White Bread said...

Heh-llooooooo. Anybody home?

Cowboy said...

Fuck Hooch. What a waste of writing talent. Get it together dude. You can't just walk out on your loyal shiz. You have a contract, and satan is tapping his foot at your computer desk.

Jackass Jenn said...

did you die?