Imagine that? Totally rad.
Any female would be lucky to get tag-teamed by such fine specimens of mulatto mustaches.
You know what would be even better than Oates and Ritchie tag-teaming a broad? Oates and Ritchie doing it raw, nasty, gay, jungle style with each other!! Wicked.
Dont pretend you wouldn't watch. I'm not gay but I certainly would watch and probably purchase any related DVD or Box Set of Oates and Ritchie pounding each other in the ass. The sheer beauty of their butt love-making is something that would transcend sexual orientation.
The only other gay sex I would prefer to see more than the Oates and Ritchie combo is if Jean Luc Picard traveled through a wormhole and seduced his future or past self. Two Jean Luc Picards getting it on with each other would be smoking. Maybe then we would add Larry David to make it a menage, or would that be too much of a good thing? I dunno.
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I can't tell if you're joking or not but for my money I'll take the Captain on Captain action. Yum!
hmmm...I have visual!!! yowza!
What the hell. I simply cannot believe that you left out David Hasselhoff.
hmm, i think to complete the douche tag team action, you should get rick astley in there. cause he's never gonna give you up, mever gonna let you down, turn around and desert you...
j - I would never joke about Jean Luc. He's awesome.
nobich - glad I could oblige.
franki - Hasselhoff and Oates shuold have a contest for best man perm.
tequila - I may partner rick up with john hall. I think the two would hit it off.
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