Wednesday, January 16, 2008

I got the hootchie-cootchie blues

I have the movie Black Snake Moan stuck on repeat. Its fucking awesome. If you combine this with the fact I've been "auditioning" strippers for Sterg's birthday party this weekend, its no surprise I've taken to singing and recording half-made up blues songs into my phone while buried in the corners of Toronto's finest shitholes. Here are the only two girls/songs I remember:

(1)
Have you seen my baby
they call her LuluAnne,
I say, have you seen my baby
they call her LuluAnne,
she got a fistful of 20s
and break the heart of every man.

(2)
Have you seen my baby
they call her Paradise,
I say, have you seen my baby
they call her Paradise,
Dont need no other chacha
cuz, oh man, she jack so nice

Its, like, I'm the reincarnation of Blind Lemon Jefferson.

5 comments:

Tequila Mockingbird said...

that's when you know you've found love; when you dont need no other chacha

Melissa said...

You know, with material like that you could be the next *Insert appropriate country* Idol.

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I keep hearing about this Black Snake Moan movie.

Franki said...

Have you seen my baby
they call her BobbiJo,
I say, have you seen my baby
they call her BobbiJo,
she ain't got no teeth
and can give a helluva blo.

Das WVA style baby.

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

tequila - amen, sister.

Melissa - You know, I'm thinking about becoming a Lithuanian citizen just so I can compete in Lithuanian idol.

Lightning - I enjoyed it. Its a bit different but its done well. If you see it let me know how you liked it.

franki - I always knew you got the blues in your soul.