Saturday, March 24, 2007

Jerry Maguire would have been better if this happened:

Ray: D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds?

Jerry: Get the fuck out of here, nerd!!

or this:

Jerry: Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only six years, has passed for 16,303 yards?

Ray: Fag


Me said...


2 Dollar Productions said...

That would have been an entirely different movie indeed. Another answer to the first one about the brain could have been, "That might be true Lipnicki, but if you were a Scientolgist, it would weight twice that much because we are all brilliant."

Chris said...

Fucking brilliant! Hollywood needs you, ASAP!

Melissa said...

You had me at hello.

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...


jerry maguire wouldve been better if they had replaced that kid with the oversized head with a potato.