Monday, March 19, 2007

In lieu of preparing for work, I do this:










The above is no indication of how nice Mally's mom actually is, or her present occupation. In retrospect I should have used Patrick's name instead of Mally's, but now I am too lazy to make the required changes.

Mally, if you read the above, please dont break into my house in the middle of the night, ninja style, and smother me with my own pilow till I die. Think of all the other times I helped you out and asked for nothing in return... okay well, I did ask for permission to date your 19 year od cousin, but she was banging half the neighbourhood anyway. I figured it was only a matter of time before she got to me. And even tho you said "no" and I still went out with her, I swear nothing happened!! She was mostly into black guys, but not cool black guys like Kanye and me. She was into gay black guys like Puff Daddy.

7 comments:

Jackass Jenn said...
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2 Dollar Productions said...

Those sketches were likely far more interesting than any real work-related material.

And as for the previous post, I loathed "Tess of the d'Urbevilles" when I read it in school. And it still sucks.

question girl said...

you are so sick that it is funny

i hate when you disappear

Me said...

Yeah, it's only funny until he starts putting us in his sketches...

;)

Elaine said...

HHAHAHAHAHAH! Seriously. I love your Paint cartoons. The purple nips were a nice touch as well!

question girl said...

me, the day hooch puts me in one of his sketches, he'll make money, and i'll be able to stop working cause of the commisions

sxyblkndn said...

All I can say between the laughter is tee hee!