Saturday, April 14, 2007

Lord only knows what she's saying about me

I'm going out tonight with the new Chinese girl from my work. I'm a little nervous because its difficult to tell exactly how good looking she is. I mean, I think she's alright but its difficult to be 100% certain because most of the other women at my work are war-pigs. So its difficult to say if I'm truly attracted to the new Chinese girl or if I only like her because next to the 94 year old Sri Lankan in my department she looks pretty good. Either way I suppose, as long as she ends up naked by the end of the night...

10 comments:

Me said...

Well, good luck. If worse comes to worse, you could always hang out with the 94 year old...or, shit, how about a 29 year old American girl?

I promise you--I don't look like a war-pig. :)

Mr. Fabulous said...

hey, 94 year old Sri Lankans are HAWT!

nobich said...

Well hopefully she's saying: if he only winds up naked at the end of the night....

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

dont be late for our date, hotstuff.

2 Dollar Productions said...

It's always a sliding scale, and here's hoping it turned out well.

Melissa said...

Dude, you are begging for trouble. You don't get your meat where you get your bread.

The Boob Lady said...

Good luck!

Freak Magnet said...

Playaaaaaaa!

Elaine said...

oh I can't wait for the "paint comics" about this one...

J7 L7+ said...

Nothing like making a play for the new talent. Godspeed.