I started this on Thursday, I think. The below conversation took place the day before at work. My department is pretty small so its a pretty safe assumption that most of the people I work with heard the following:
NewCootch: Do you want to hear my new ringtone?
NewCootch: Why not? Its Sean Paul.
Hootch: I fucking hate Sean Paul.
NewCootch: I thought you liked him.
Hootch: He's alright, I guess. Listen I have a lot of work I gotta do before I go home tonight, alright.
NewCootch: I have Gimme The Light or Give It Up To Me. Which one do you want to hear?
NewCootch: Oh my god, like, why are you being so rude?
Hootch: Remember Sterg?
NewCootch: The guy who runs the pharmacy?
Hootch: Yeah. Well I gotta break the fuck outta work as soon as I can because he's hooking me up with some serious discount on a lot of shit I need. Vitamins, protein powder, some cologne, you know? And I got to get to his store before he leaves, but first I gotta finish my work.
NewCootch: Can he hook me up too?
Hootch: Sure. With what?
NewCootch: Do you know what I need a lot of from a pharmacy?
NewCootch: Wha?! I cant believe you said that. Besides, I dont think they make Trojans in extra small, if they're for you.