Memories of Marianne - part I
ahhh, marianne. You are by far and away the most beautiful girl to ever walk the face of the earth... its a shame you have to be so fuckin retarded.
We had some good times though, didn't we?
Like the time I brought over Goonies for us to watch at your house but you didn't like it. You said the plot was too complicated. You were sitting at the corner of the couch. I was beside you trying to explain the complexities of the Goonies when you effortlessly lifted your leg in the air at a 45 degree angle. You wrapped your calf around the back of my neck and started bending your knee drawing my head closer and closer toward your snapper. That was a pretty hot move. I never told you this before but in the 10 seconds it took me to go from watching the Goonies to be buried in your cooter I must have obliterated my underwear with ejaculate.
Your text message today (the txt message: sorry I was such a bitch. Please for give me) brought back many memories. Like the time I had to convince you that unicorns dont actually exist. Fun times for sure.
Anyway, its time for me to go to work. Take care. Stay well. And dont call me again.