Monday, December 03, 2007

I gots myself one of them Blackberry Pearls

I just bought a Blackberry Pearl today. Ordinarily, I'm not really much into tech gadgets, but yo, the Pearl is fucking tight. This is my Blackberry Pearl:

This is me making sweet tender finger love to my Blackberry Pearl:

I know the quality of the pic is not the greatest but here's what it would look like from the Pearl's perspective:

In this picture notice the thumb over the stink finger for added support and stability. Nice. In the previous pictures notice the, not so subtly placed, books designed to give the impression that I is smart. Genius.


Franki said...

You and your digits look absolutely brilliant. :)

Me said...

I did notice the books...and the fingers...not sure which would be more impressive.

I do love the Blackberry though. I want so so badly.

Melissa said...

Hunter AND Bukowski, ok now I can masturbate.

Freak Magnet said...

I saw the books and thought, "He soooo put those books there on purpose."

Ya ain't pullin' one over on me.

2 Dollar Productions said...

The Pearl is a sweet Berry, and there's also a lot of jokes to be had from it. Nice one.

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

Franki - I've never been in better form than in the last pic.

me - The Pearl is pretty wicked.

Melissa - AHAHA, good one!

Freak Magnet - I dont know how to read.

$2 - I normally dont give a shit about brand name products, but I may have to add the Blackberry to my list of brand name products that live up to the hype (along with my Axe Anti-Persperant - wicked).

J7 L7+ said...

Rum Diaries was a disappointment, I thought. A little blah-nd compared to his other shit. I think he was more interesting than his writing.

Yo Momma said...

everyone is getting turned on by books as if they didn't see the circumference and girth of your fingers....