Mally: Has your girl from the strip club in Niagara Falls called you yet?
Hootch: The Romanian? No we kind of had nothing in common. What about your two chicks?
Mally: They haven't called me either.
Hootch: Too bad. I tell you though, man, when I saw your two chicks eating each other out right in front of you, I just about wet my pants.
Mally: Of fuck, I've been cranking it hard to that memory for the past couple of weeks
Hootch: Its so weird how those chicks have become so desensitized to sex, though, eh. Its like, them sucking on each other's clit is like us shaking hands.
Mally: I know...ITS SOO AWESOME. Hold on a second, I just got a text (looking at his phone). Its the girls from Niagara!!
Hootch: Fuck off.
Mally: No, I'm not shitting you. Remember when I told you I stored their number under the name "Hootch's Aunt", so Linda wont bust my balls if she ever decides to go through my phone?
Hootch: Yeah
Mally: Well, look (shows me his phone)
Hootch: Holy shit, its them. What'd they say in the text?
Mally: (reading the text message) "Where are you guys". What should I reply?
Hootch: Say "knuckle deep"
Mally: Thats good. Knuckle deep (Mally repeating slowly as he enters in the text)
Hootch: (me looking over Mally's shoulder as he's entering the text). "Knuckle" begins with a "k", Einstein.
Mally: Ok, its sent.
(a few minutes later)
Mally: They just responded.
Hootch: What'd they say?
Mally: (reading) "Haha. Very funny - "knuckle deep". For real tho, where are you guys".
Hootch: Text back "cant you feel it?"
Mally: HAHA. Thats good.
Hootch: did you send it?
Mally: yeah. Look they already responded.
Hootch: What'd they say?
Mally: "You guys are assholes"
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3 comments:
But you're funny assholes!
To which knuckle were you referring?
Sometimes strippers just can't take a joke. Good catch on the spelling of knuckle.
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