Friday, September 21, 2007

Friday:

I picked up another 13% on NOT today and sold mid morning. With the rest of my day to do fuck all with I popped in Season 6 of Smallville and jacked it to Lois Lane's ridiculously large implants. That was alright.



I thought about going to Sterg's store to check out the smoking hot Chinese chick or the new black cosmetician. The black cosmetician has an ass thats a perfect half circle. I swear I might be able to use her ass as a substitute for a protractor (when the occasion calls for a flawless 180 degrees).



Looking at the new cosmetician's ass may be the incentive I need to re-enroll back in high school to upgrade some of my math courses. I'm pretty sure this is how Pythagoras developed all his theories on geometric angles... by looking at hot black ass.

Sunday:

I discovered my online bookie also offers teasers. Today I took Detroit (teased their line +10.5), San Fran (teased their line to +16.5) and the Cowboys (teased their line to +9.5). The thing is with teasers all your bets need to come in for you to win. I put down 50 to get be back 90. I also have the under for another 50 on the "shortest touchdown scored over/under 1.5 yards" prop bet.

6 comments:

2 Dollar Productions said...

The Lions bagged you down as they embarrased themselves, and I'm interested to watch the Dallas game later. We'll see about that one.

And that Pythagoras theory is a good one, but it would take some research to prove the origins to most math teachers.

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

$2 - I got rocked today. I'm chasing all my losses on the Cowboys today +3. If I lose I may have to cool my jets for a few weeks

Next time I work I'm gonna see if I can get a picture where I superimpose a protractor over the black chick's ass for comparative purposes.

J7 L7+ said...

Dude, you never take the Lions as they are the worst fucking betting team ever, in any sport, ever. I've met log-tossing-Scottish-drunks with more integrity than that group of losers.

Me said...

Huh...I wonder where my ass would be, protractor-wise.

Hmm...

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

Ah, the 10-point teaser. I know it well

Elaine said...

OH that was my old college roommate's ass. We used to set drinks on it at clubs if we couldn't find a table.