Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Girlies, you dont know what you've been missin'

Got no real idea what to write about.

The Anime Girl showed up for work a few weeks ago after her sexcapade to Niagara Falls with her boyfriend. Ever since she's been back I've noticed something different about her though. My fresh-faced, flat-assed, no tittied pixie from Asia no longer has that sparkle in her eyes. She looks hardened. The reason for her change in demeanour? I'm beginning to suspect that maybe the anime girl lost her ass virginity while on her Niagara Falls fuckfest. Perhaps her boyfriend was not as gentle as he should have been when he deflowered the anime girl and did her anal style. Perhaps the anime girl is now disillusioned and thinks romance is dead. She couldn't be further from the truth.

Man, if the anime girl lost her ass virginity with me... it would have been a whole 'nother story.

Check it:

I would have Josh Groban playing in the background. Scented candles would be lit all throughout our hotel room. I would wrap my arms around the anime girl's waist from behind and sensually whisper in her ear "did you make sure to wash inside your asshole, baby? Cuz I dont want any little suprises on my pecker when I pull out, if you catch my gist". The anime girl would signal "all systems go". I would lube up and again whisper. "Are you ready, baby? On the count of three I am going to gently enter you and we're gonna start making sweet ass-love, okay. Come, lets count together".

"One..." We'd both say in unison. And as the anime girl would begin on the "two" count I'd plunge my manrod balls deep in her tiny asshole. After a pump and a half I'd ejaculate and go into convulsions, where I swear I look exactly like a white Sammy Davis Jr. The anime girl would then make me a sandwich and tidy up the hotel room while I watched Smallville on tv.

13 comments:

Melissa said...

Josh Groban? You'll never get any of the anal love with Josh Groban. It's GOT to be Kenny G. Hell, you could skull fuck a girl to Kenny G. and she'd be happy about it because then she couldn't hear Kenny G. anymore.

Charlie Shame said...

Who says romance is dead? I gotta second Mel on Josh Groban, if your gonna drop anchor in poo harbor, Prince is the only lubricant.

Your Smallville is my Crossing Jordan

Me said...

I was with you until a pump and a half. LOL.

Jackass Jenn said...

note to self: avoid canada at all costs.

But funny though!

The Boob Lady said...

Yeah, if you want to take a dip in the chocolate river, you have to at least put on some John Tesh.

Have a heart.

question girl said...

oh hooch, you had me at....


you are SUCH the romantic fool

Chuck said...

Dude, this is almost identical to the way I first took my wife's ass. Wow, it's uncanny.

2 Dollar Productions said...

You should write this scenario up in a card & send it to Anime girl at work, anonymously, watch her reaction & then start playing Josh Groban in your cube.

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

i do know what ive been missin.

Freak Magnet said...

The first guy I tried it with was almost exactly like that. Only, before he could get to the half pump, I turned around and clocked him in the face.

The Wife O Riley said...

So, is the anal lube covered under your public health system?

Your Girl Friday said...

Yep she definetly got ass de-virginised.

It's pretty heartbreaking. The first time.


Sooooooooo...... how's this weather?!?!?

julia said...

Am I a total square for having no interest in surrendering my ass virgnity?

Did I just make a mistake letting everyone know my anal hymen remains intact? Are we now going to have an Amazing Race to Deflower Julia's Asterisk?

ps "1 1/2 pumps" - If I *was* going to, which I'm not, that would probably be the limit.