Friday, January 19, 2007

I dont know what to title this and I'm late for work

Saturday is Sterg's birthday. He wants to go to the ripper's. I am a little hesitant and anxious about the outing. You see, I haven't had any meaningful, female social interaction for the better part of a month now. I am afraid once I catch a glimpse of a dancer's cooter all hell might break lose. I may lose what little common sense I have and start busting out the credit cards and start spouting off bullshit and whatever line I can use to attract the interest of a fine female "companion" (when we all know the best line is " I gots money, bitch").

Yesterday I had to sell TRE. Watching its price drift aimlesly everyday, after the failed takeover, was like getting ass-raped by with someone wearing a fibreglass condom. With the sale, a complete lack of judgement took over and I bought 550 shares of TBC at 2.64. The only reason I bought it was because I wanted to see if I was the unluckiest motherfucker on the planet. TBC has had a pretty good ride the past month. I wanted to see if me buying the stock put a damper on its rise. This is not a long term hold.

Next week I signed up for a service where I do not have to pay full price for my trades. Starting monday I may shift where some of my money is. I may sell the TBC once it shows signs of weakness and pick up BVF. They just announced they dramatically increased their dividend and will pay a yield of over 6% a year. I may also pick up some BCE. 2007 forecast sounded better than expected and price has dipped to a level where their yield is now at 5%.

later skaters

12 comments:

nobich said...

Just start spouting your stock talk & she'll be all over you like a cheap suit. "I gots money bitch" woohoo!!
Happy Birthday Sterg!

Me said...

Jerk off before you go out...or at least leave the credit cards at home.

;)

Freak Magnet said...

You make me feel so financially irresponsible.

Elaine said...

fiberglass condom.

ouch.

slopmaster said...

TRE sounds like my ZONS. I held on to it for months waiting for a bounce, nothing. The DAY after I sold it, it went up to almost what I bought it at.

I suck.

2 Dollar Productions said...

Dump the stock & spend it at the club. It's the only reasonable option.

Your Girl Friday said...

I agree with $2.

Life is too short not to spend all your money on booze, hookers and strippers.

lastlifeinmyuniverse said...

have fun you.

Charlie Shame said...

This post was shit jerk bag

Melissa said...

Happy V-day, bubba.

Me said...

Where's Hootch???

Your Girl Friday said...

I'm feeling neglected Hootchy. How could you just abandon me like this?