... the penis part, primarily.
Alright, as I arrived for my job 30 minutes late, sat myself behind my work computer and prepared for a busy day of downloading porno, I noticed that I had received an email from my African brother from another mother, Mr. X.
Mr. X sent me a link to a Bristol-Myers Squibb initiative designed to raise funds to fight AIDS / HIV. You visit this site https://www.lighttounite.org/ and light a cyber candle. My understanding is for each candle lit, Bristol-Myers Squibb will donate $1 to AIDS organizations in the U.S.
So click the link. Light a fucking candle and remember, the sooner we find a cure for AIDS, the sooner we can resume having unprotected sex with multiple partners.
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"the sooner we can resume having unprotected sex with multiple partners."
Good Lord. I love your outlook. :)
Seriously, I think I fall more in love with you everyday...
Thanks Hootch my niece has aids
me - its all about keeping our eye on the prize
boob lady - whats not to love? 4 and one half inches of pulsating penis and an IQ to match. Thanks.
nobich - I'm sorry to hear that
sloppy - settle down now. no one is allowed to be more, or to pretend to be more ignorant than me on my site. Alright?
4 AND a half? You are the man of my dreams Hootch... The dirty kind.
It's been my experience (not that, um, I've, you know, had a LOT of it :-p) that men who say they're small are more than adequate and make up for any discrepancies in other ways.
Are you good at rolling your rrrr's?
HA! Freak Magnet has a point there.. I bet you have skills that you don't even know you have. Us Canucks have to stick together. Call me.
But can you lick your eyebrows?
freak magnet - "...make up for discrepancies in other ways".
Like by having shitty blogs?
boob lady - I think we may have already met. Party in toronto a few years back? You turned down my charming offer of drunk, loveless sex. I said "hi, I'm hootch" (code for "lets have drunk loveless sex") and either you or your doppelganger ignored me :(
I have a few pics, at the start of the blog, if you wanna see if you recognise me.
Melissa - yes, but only the unibrow part.
Hootch my love, it wasn't me.. I'm east. But I would have definitely taken you up on the offer of drunk loveless sex.
Must have been my doppelganger.
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