Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Parts of me will always love NewCootch...

... the penis part, primarily.

Alright, as I arrived for my job 30 minutes late, sat myself behind my work computer and prepared for a busy day of downloading porno, I noticed that I had received an email from my African brother from another mother, Mr. X.

Mr. X sent me a link to a Bristol-Myers Squibb initiative designed to raise funds to fight AIDS / HIV. You visit this site
https://www.lighttounite.org/ and light a cyber candle. My understanding is for each candle lit, Bristol-Myers Squibb will donate $1 to AIDS organizations in the U.S.

So click the link. Light a fucking candle and remember, the sooner we find a cure for AIDS, the sooner we can resume having unprotected sex with multiple partners.

11 comments:

Me said...

"the sooner we can resume having unprotected sex with multiple partners."

Good Lord. I love your outlook. :)

The Boob Lady said...

Seriously, I think I fall more in love with you everyday...

nobich said...

Thanks Hootch my niece has aids

slopmaster said...

What about all the other diseases? AIDS is for gays.

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

me - its all about keeping our eye on the prize

boob lady - whats not to love? 4 and one half inches of pulsating penis and an IQ to match. Thanks.

nobich - I'm sorry to hear that

sloppy - settle down now. no one is allowed to be more, or to pretend to be more ignorant than me on my site. Alright?

The Boob Lady said...

4 AND a half? You are the man of my dreams Hootch... The dirty kind.

Freak Magnet said...

It's been my experience (not that, um, I've, you know, had a LOT of it :-p) that men who say they're small are more than adequate and make up for any discrepancies in other ways.

Are you good at rolling your rrrr's?

The Boob Lady said...

HA! Freak Magnet has a point there.. I bet you have skills that you don't even know you have. Us Canucks have to stick together. Call me.

Melissa said...

But can you lick your eyebrows?

IDigHootchAndCootch said...

freak magnet - "...make up for discrepancies in other ways".
Like by having shitty blogs?

boob lady - I think we may have already met. Party in toronto a few years back? You turned down my charming offer of drunk, loveless sex. I said "hi, I'm hootch" (code for "lets have drunk loveless sex") and either you or your doppelganger ignored me :(

I have a few pics, at the start of the blog, if you wanna see if you recognise me.

Melissa - yes, but only the unibrow part.

The Boob Lady said...

Hootch my love, it wasn't me.. I'm east. But I would have definitely taken you up on the offer of drunk loveless sex.

Must have been my doppelganger.