tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28023446.post452634064574662926..comments2023-07-18T09:42:33.505-04:00Comments on I Dig Hootch and Cootch: a play to spark things up again with newcootchIDigHootchAndCootchhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14323319702941219881noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28023446.post-2710207405829776602007-11-26T10:44:00.000-05:002007-11-26T10:44:00.000-05:00yo momma - I'm not ashamed to say I gotta little w...yo momma - I'm not ashamed to say I gotta little wood reading your comment :)<BR/><BR/>freak magnet - by "the look" I'm hoping you mean the "Ima throw you out of my house look" rather than the "I'd like to get better aquanted with your nutsack look".<BR/><BR/>J7 - exactly. maybe next time I'll run outside to my garden scoop up a pile of dirt in a bottle and label it "dirt collected before we 69ed"<BR/><BR/>preposterous - spongebob would make me think too much about contraception and the possibility of it failing.<BR/><BR/>melissa - I think I need to sharpen up my game. I need to by a Sade CD.<BR/><BR/>$2 - for sure. I fully expect to be reading about this guy as a prime suspect is some type of murder spree.IDigHootchAndCootchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14323319702941219881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28023446.post-76128792761978165972007-11-26T10:05:00.000-05:002007-11-26T10:05:00.000-05:00"sensitive and romantic" typically leads to bizarr..."sensitive and romantic" typically leads to bizarre and disturbing behaviour like the rainwater thing. <BR/><BR/>It's better to be anything else without stooping to that level.2 Dollar Productionshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03757488335138920399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28023446.post-80699139554792568142007-11-25T20:47:00.000-05:002007-11-25T20:47:00.000-05:00I hope you know how to jack it with both hands, be...I hope you know how to jack it with both hands, because at this point - and with these skills - that's the only way you'll be getting any variety. Or relief.Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14702231605902566310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28023446.post-76792014199838371812007-11-25T18:45:00.000-05:002007-11-25T18:45:00.000-05:00Maybe next time you should try to watch something ...Maybe next time you should try to watch something a little more romantic...like SpongeBob!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28023446.post-82691099988394288122007-11-25T11:41:00.000-05:002007-11-25T11:41:00.000-05:00Rainwater? What a tool. Sounds like you could've g...Rainwater? What a tool. <BR/><BR/>Sounds like you could've got some with this girl if you had rose petals scattered on the couch and Kenny G playing softly in the background.Cowboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00644925744528584737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28023446.post-25603615422042091452007-11-25T11:31:00.000-05:002007-11-25T11:31:00.000-05:00Okay, *I* like hokey, but that rainwater shit? TH...Okay, *I* like hokey, but that rainwater shit? THAT would have gotten The Look. You know, the one that says, "You're fucking kidding me, right?"Nickihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03408402415952159295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28023446.post-12131133676509648402007-11-25T09:44:00.000-05:002007-11-25T09:44:00.000-05:00the clap! ahahahahahaha! You mean to tell me that ...the clap! ahahahahahaha! <BR/><BR/>You mean to tell me that a fine evening of Family Guy, food and the prospect of doing it doggy style on the couch isn't romantic????? <BR/><BR/>Throw in a little ass slapping with the doggy style and that's practically a marriage proposal to me.LadyHAHAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05091191050470228928noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28023446.post-56151945636009562042007-11-24T16:54:00.000-05:002007-11-24T16:54:00.000-05:00me - newcootch is so fine I would have dropped $40...me - newcootch is so fine I would have dropped $40, $45, $50 on her... okay, maybe not $50, but $45 for sure and a few free movie passes at the 20 year old movie theatre (wednesday matinee movies only).<BR/><BR/>franki - I know, you were right. I made an executive decision and the result was an evening with palmella.IDigHootchAndCootchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14323319702941219881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28023446.post-37771460989379309242007-11-24T14:28:00.000-05:002007-11-24T14:28:00.000-05:00Didn't I tell you that Family Guy is not going to ...Didn't I tell you that Family Guy is not going to get a girl in the mood?<BR/>You gotta go with Indiana Jones.<BR/><BR/>And romantic rainwater is super gay.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28023446.post-37324144591864028192007-11-24T12:31:00.000-05:002007-11-24T12:31:00.000-05:00For some reason, whenever I hear someone say "the ...For some reason, whenever I hear someone say "the clap," I feel the need to laugh. God only knows what that says about me.<BR/><BR/>And I'm with you...collecting rainwater and giving it as a gift? Come on...at least you dropped $35 dollars on the Gilmore Girls DVD in an attempt to get into her pants. He's not even willing to do that!<BR/><BR/>LOL.Lilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17511438304002114210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28023446.post-62426206177434618692007-11-23T15:23:00.000-05:002007-11-23T15:23:00.000-05:00kismetic - THANK YOU!! You have restored my faith ...kismetic - THANK YOU!! You have restored my faith in the female gender. Besides, who said a good doggie-style while watching tv isn't romantic?IDigHootchAndCootchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14323319702941219881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28023446.post-37358774267725430292007-11-23T14:42:00.000-05:002007-11-23T14:42:00.000-05:00I'm sorry your ex-girlfriend thinks contrived over...I'm sorry your ex-girlfriend thinks contrived overtures/possibly psychotic tenedencies are romantic. If it makes you feel any better, there are still girls out there who'd rather get banged doggie style than pretend to think collecting rainwater is not disgusting but romantic.juliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09218993152295431430noreply@blogger.com